Movie Reviews by Jad Sammour


More crammed than a mass grave "Beetlejuice Beetlejuice" (6/10)
More crammed than a mass grave
by Jad Sammour
In theaters everyone can hear you scream "Alien: Romulus" (7/10)
In theaters everyone can hear you scream
by Jad Sammour
From "brat summer" to "trap summer" "Trap" (6/10)
From "brat summer" to "trap summer"
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Dreadpool & Yawnverine "Deadpool & Wolverine" (4/10)
Dreadpool & Yawnverine
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Fun+ "Twisters" (6/10)
Fun+
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Tense and atmospheric "Longlegs" (6.5/10)
Tense and atmospheric
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Cinematic abundance "Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga" (9/10)
Cinematic abundance
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The burden of duty "Civil War" (6.5/10)
The burden of duty
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Goji "Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire" (4.5/10)
Goji's bulking journey and Kong's abusive family
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A well-made and captivating drama "Mother Valley" (7/10)
A well-made and captivating drama
by Jad Sammour
Lead them to paradise... "Dune: Part Two" (10/10)
Lead them to paradise...
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They don "Madame Web" (3.5/10)
They don't even call her Madame Web in the film
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Ferrari and its bad seasons "Ferrari" (7.5/10)
Ferrari and its bad seasons
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The plight of man and the burden of dreams "The Iron Claw" (7/10)
The plight of man and the burden of dreams
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Sloppy "Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom" (3/10)
Sloppy
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Couldn "Wonka" (4/10)
Couldn't bite into it
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Shows so much yet achieves so little "Napoleon" (/10)
Shows so much yet achieves so little
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Your average slasher+ "Thanksgiving" (5/10)
Your average slasher+
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Captivating, tense, and masterful "Anatomy of a Fall" (8.5/10)
Captivating, tense, and masterful
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A cold and harrowing epic "Killers of the Flower Moon" (8/10)
A cold and harrowing epic
by Jad Sammour
A commendable effort "The Creator" (6.5/10)
A commendable effort
by Jad Sammour
Now I have become Barbie, destroyer of patriarchies "Barbie" (8/10)
Now I have become Barbie, destroyer of patriarchies
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Come on Oppie, let "Oppenheimer" (7.5/10)
Come on Oppie, let's feel guilty
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Personal is better "Saw X" (6.5/10)
Personal is better
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Not bad, not bad, a guilty pleasure at best "Blue Beetle" (6/10)
Not bad, not bad, a guilty pleasure at best
by Jad Sammour
Oh wow, pretty cool. "Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One" (7.5/10)
Oh wow, pretty cool.
by Jad Sammour
Boring, bad, and dull "Insidious: The Red Door" (2.5/10)
Boring, bad, and dull
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A mediocre adventure with a satisfying (3rd?) franchise conclusion "Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny" (5.5/10)
A mediocre adventure with a satisfying (3rd?) franchise conclusion
by Jad Sammour
All good until the third act "The Flash" (6/10)
All good until the third act
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The child in me is disappointed and the cinephile is cringing "Transformers: Rise of the Beasts" (4/10)
The child in me is disappointed and the cinephile is cringing
by Jad Sammour
Spooky. "The Boogeyman" (6/10)
Spooky.
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Vol. 3 manages to overshoot, undershoot, and hit that sweet spot "Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3" (7/10)
Vol. 3 manages to overshoot, undershoot, and hit that sweet spot
by Jad Sammour
A missed opportunity "Renfield" (4/10)
A missed opportunity
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A landmark film in action cinema "John Wick: Chapter 4" (7.5/10)
A landmark film in action cinema
by Jad Sammour
The messy title says it all "Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania" (4/10)
The messy title says it all
by Jad Sammour
The killer doll sub-genre is still alive and well (and relevant) "M3GAN" (6.5/10)
The killer doll sub-genre is still alive and well (and relevant)
by Jad Sammour
Yes. "Babylon" (8/10)
Yes.
by Jad Sammour
If you liked the first, you "Avatar: The Way of Water" (7/10)
If you liked the first, you'll like this one
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Really scary... for about half its runtime "SMILE" (6/10)
Really scary... for about half its runtime
by Jad Sammour
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one (considering the degrading state of the MCU) "Black Panther: Wakanda Forever" (6.5/10)
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one (considering the degrading state of the MCU)
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Another generic reproduction of a tired genre "Black Adam" (3.5/10)
Another generic reproduction of a tired genre
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A beautiful homage to the art of storytelling "Three Thousand Years of Longing" (7/10)
A beautiful homage to the art of storytelling
by Jad Sammour
Halloween Ends-up in the gutter "Halloween Ends" (3/10)
Halloween Ends-up in the gutter
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Excellent good old-fashioned entertainment "Top Gun: Maverick" (8/10)
Excellent good old-fashioned entertainment
by Jad Sammour
Takes you to Valhöll and back "The Northman" (7.5/10)
Takes you to Valhöll and back
by Jad Sammour
I wish Charlie burnt my eyes while watching Firestarter "Firestarter" (2.5/10)
I wish Charlie burnt my eyes while watching Firestarter
by Jad Sammour
Doctor Strange in the little hop into the multiverse. "Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness" (4.5/10)
Doctor Strange in the little hop into the multiverse.
by Jad Sammour
Looks like a fantastic beast threw up on the screenplay "Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore" (4/10)
Looks like a fantastic beast threw up on the screenplay
by Jad Sammour
Peak cinema "Jackass Forever" (7/10)
Peak cinema
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A beautiful and disastrous tragic mess. "Moonfall" (2/10)
A beautiful and disastrous tragic mess.
by Jad Sammour
The (Definitive) Batman "The Batman" (9/10)
The (Definitive) Batman
by Jad Sammour
Not The Matrix you remember and not your usual franchise resurrection… it’s much much more "The Matrix Resurrections" (6/10)
Not The Matrix you remember and not your usual franchise resurrection… it’s much much more
by Jad Sammour
The soapy saga of Patrizia and the Guccis "House of Gucci" (7/10)
The soapy saga of Patrizia and the Guccis
by Jad Sammour
A pretty fun and nostalgic flick "Spider-Man: No Way Home" (4.5/10)
A pretty fun and nostalgic flick
by Jad Sammour
A smashed pumpkin of a film "Halloween Kills" (4/10)
A smashed pumpkin of a film
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An entertaining and emotional closing chapter "No Time to Die" (7/10)
An entertaining and emotional closing chapter
by Jad Sammour
DUNE is as majestic as the maker Shai-Hulud "Dune" (8/10)
DUNE is as majestic as the maker Shai-Hulud
by Jad Sammour
A fresh slasher with a modern twist that will both shock and entertain "Malignant" (6.5/10)
A fresh slasher with a modern twist that will both shock and entertain
by Jad Sammour
A festive and cartoonish carnage of blood, violence, comedy, and bizarre comic book shenanigans "The Suicide Squad" (6/10)
A festive and cartoonish carnage of blood, violence, comedy, and bizarre comic book shenanigans
by Jad Sammour
Toppling the patriarchy has never been more fun and (CGI) bloody "Gunpowder Milkshake" (5/10)
Toppling the patriarchy has never been more fun and (CGI) bloody
by Jad Sammour
Fast & Furious Black Widows "Black Widow" (5/10)
Fast & Furious Black Widows
by Jad Sammour
Nerve-wracking and brilliantly filmed, The Invisible Man is one of the best horror/thriller films that came out in a while. "The Invisible Man" (7/10)
Nerve-wracking and brilliantly filmed, The Invisible Man is one of the best horror/thriller films that came out in a while.
by Jad Sammour
Horrifying and disturbing but it comes off as boring and less thrilling "Color Out of Space" (4.5/10)
Horrifying and disturbing but it comes off as boring and less thrilling
by Jad Sammour
Total recyclage but it "Sonic the Hedgehog" (5/10)
Total recyclage but it's really entertaining
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Surprisingly good but we "Code 8" (5.5/10)
Surprisingly good but we've seen better, yet it was impressive at points albeit it doesn't reach its full potential
by Jad Sammour
What the trailers promise and what you "Jumanji: The Next Level" (3/10)
What the trailers promise and what you'd expect but ultimately brings nothing new or fresh
by Jad Sammour
Doctor Sleep shines as an amazing sequel full of terror, emotions, and honor for The Shining "Doctor Sleep" (9/10)
Doctor Sleep shines as an amazing sequel full of terror, emotions, and honor for The Shining
by Jad Sammour
Entertaining and action packed, Dark Fate stands out as an adequate threequel that ultimately shouldn’t exist "Terminator: Dark Fate" (6/10)
Entertaining and action packed, Dark Fate stands out as an adequate threequel that ultimately shouldn’t exist
by Jad Sammour
The "Zombieland: Double Tap" (6.5/10)
The 'Zombieland' Strikes Back. This film was WACKY, and I loved it!
by Jad Sammour
Bold, Dark and Mad; JOKER will be a film with a legacy that (possibly) won "Joker" (4/10)
Bold, Dark and Mad; JOKER will be a film with a legacy that (possibly) won't be very pleasant
by Jad Sammour
It will disturb you "Midsommar" (7/10)
It will disturb you
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A character driven space odyssey that takes you TO THE STARS but isn "Ad Astra" (6.5/10)
A character driven space odyssey that takes you TO THE STARS but isn't for everyone
by Jad Sammour
27 years later, everything matures into a darker horror-drama that will satisfy the fans and conclude the tale of the Losers Club and Pennywise "IT: Chapter Two" (6/10)
27 years later, everything matures into a darker horror-drama that will satisfy the fans and conclude the tale of the Losers Club and Pennywise
by Jad Sammour
"Angel (this film) Has Fallen" into a bottomless pit of rubbish and nothing pulls it back up "Angel Has Fallen" (2/10)
"Angel (this film) Has Fallen" into a bottomless pit of rubbish and nothing pulls it back up
by Jad Sammour
60s galore in the middle of an uninteresting story and amazing directing "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood" (6/10)
60s galore in the middle of an uninteresting story and amazing directing
by Jad Sammour
A soulless CG fest "The Lion King" (2/10)
A soulless CG fest
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Light and occasionally funny "Stuber" (5/10)
Light and occasionally funny
by Jad Sammour
The Web-Slinger returns in a great sequel, proving that Marvel is far from over with our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. "Spider-Man: Far from Home" (6/10)
The Web-Slinger returns in a great sequel, proving that Marvel is far from over with our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
by Jad Sammour
A unique biopic about the behind the stage life of Reginald Dwight (Elton John) that we have never and may never see anything like it ever again "Rocketman" (8/10)
A unique biopic about the behind the stage life of Reginald Dwight (Elton John) that we have never and may never see anything like it ever again
by Jad Sammour
A decent re-imagining of the 1988 classic "Child's Play" (5/10)
A decent re-imagining of the 1988 classic
by Jad Sammour
Great visuals and cute Pokémons won’t compensate for a bad script "Pokémon Detective Pikachu" (3.5/10)
Great visuals and cute Pokémons won’t compensate for a bad script
by Jad Sammour
John Wick-ED! It "John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum" (4.5/10)
John Wick-ED! It's fun but not great, an action fest with little consideration for the human aspect
by Jad Sammour
Jordan Peele does it again and blows our minds with a spectacular horror film "Us" (7/10)
Jordan Peele does it again and blows our minds with a spectacular horror film
by Jad Sammour
David Harbor "Hellboy" (3/10)
David Harbor's brilliant performance couldn't lift this sad excuse of a reboot
by Jad Sammour
Everything we love and hate about the MCU in a final and epic Avengers installment "Avengers: Endgame" (7/10)
Everything we love and hate about the MCU in a final and epic Avengers installment
by Jad Sammour
Superman on acid! "Brightburn: Evil is Born" (4/10)
Superman on acid!
by Jad Sammour